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submitted 1 week ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I ate so many Olive Garden breadsticks for dinner that I had to wake up twice to have diarrhea. Right now I'm empty but the situation is so dire that I can't trust a fart.

Those breadsticka are so damn good.

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[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

Showed this to my girlfriend and said "I didn't know you had a lemmy account". I have seen her go through exactly this. She recommends asking for a side of their alfredo sauce to dip the breadsticks in.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I'd probably be popping off at both ends if I'd done that.

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