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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I would never say something like that on record.

Unrelated fun fact: having that kind of record come up in voir dire would immediately get you kicked off the jury.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 months ago

If a lawyer can find this they deserve to kick me off the jury. Although I will say I've never been picked for a jury I think I'm Kryptonite the most lawyers.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago

Damn OP njm1314, too bad you used your real name and are super easy to find!