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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

image transcript:

screenshot of a twitter post:
TomboysForBiden(but Anime)🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 posts:
Would you press it?

will you push the button?

99% chance of getting 1 million dollars
1% chance of becoming a girl

Olufémi O. Taiwo quote retweets the post: philosophy twitter: can we agree that this is not a math question

tumblr post, replying to the screenshot:
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as a completely cis dude, | would press this button immediately, without question. There are a lot of things | would do for money, but shit I'd do this for like 20 bucks... maybe less?

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She said with all too much confidence

A DAY!??!?!

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

I have a question though:

If I became a girl through the button, the button would then change and give me a 1% chance of becoming a boy. I could just proceed to then press the button again and be myself again and get a bunch of cash

[-] [email protected] 39 points 3 months ago

Why would the button change? Its explicitly a girl button

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Cause then it wouldn’t be interesting for girls

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

For girls it's just free money

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Girls become girl² when they hit the button

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Wait, we can push it more than twice. I'm smashing on that button until it breaks.

I can easily pay to transition back if the whole girl thing doesn't work out.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Well, but transitioning back probably wouldn’t give you a functional penis. Idk how the whole schbang works, but I doubt it’s erectile and excitable

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

I'll manage. I old enough that sex isn't top of mind. It would be no different that having prostate cancer whose treatment lead to the same outcome, minus the millions.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

oh a clit after t does get erect and is excitable, but it rarely gets big enough to allow for penetration

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I assumed the button was supposed to be single use.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Well, in that case, I'd like better odds. What am I supposed to do with a million dollars?

I guess I'd press it anyways. 1% is better than nothing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

A million bucks is a lot of money to transition with! Instant transition or luxury transition, win/win 👍

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