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My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.
I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.
Snip snip
Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.
Whomp whomp
Reading this made a sound in my head
Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it
I'm scared XD
Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck
You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?
You and me both brother
I don't even have balls yet I felt some sort of phantom pain reading this.
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