Puns

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The most punny community on Lemmy.

Rules:

Must not be NSFW
Must be a pun
Check for duplicates before posting
If pun is in an image, alt text is required.
Please keep it family friendly so that we can share all the puns with anyone.

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I installed a window yesterday, it was a real pane (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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EDIT: repost from dadjokes can't remember who

EDIT2: here

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What do you call a deer which can't see? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 1 month ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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No idea

What do you call a deer which can't see and has no legs?

Still no idea

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Why was the sky unhappy? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Cause it was blue

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What hot drink do footballers (soccer players) hate? (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Penal-tea.

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I would make a pun about the wind... (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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...but it blows.

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Why did the visually impaired person fall down the well? (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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They couldn't see that well.

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(Completed) [We need you] Community banner and icon (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Hi everyone, as the moderator of [email protected], we need a icon and banner.

Any potential icons or banners please put in the comment section.

EDIT: I have added the first candidate, but feel free to submit any more; I might change my mind. :)

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Two scientists went out for a date (lemmy.zip)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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They had a lot of chemistry between them.

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So I've been reading this new horror novel that was written in braille (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Something terrible is going to happen, I can feel it.

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Pun Competition! (lemm.ee)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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So a little while ago my home town held a pun Competition with a cash prize for the winning pun and no limit on the amount of entries you could make! So I entered ten puns into the competition hoping that one would win but...

No pun intended